A Place For Everything (Day 26)

“Did you put that there?”
“Of course not. Why would I put that there?”
“I don’t know, it’s just there, it seemed like something you would do.”
“What is that supposed to mean?”
“What?”
“What do you mean, ‘It seemed like something you would do’?”
“Just that you are always putting things in odd places, that’s all.”
“What are you talking about? You’re the idiot who can never put anything back where you found it!”
“Oh, for crying out loud! It’s not like there is really any right place for each thing.”
“There certainly is! That’s why we can never find anything, because I don’t know what random spot you have put things, and you can’t even remember! You’re like living with a giant hairy magpie!”
“What?”
“Oh, never mind.”
“So, you didn’t put that there?”

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